
2009 will be remembered as the year UK funky house truly came into its own. Admittedly
alot of samey and overly cheesy funky flooded the scene, threatening to drown out the truly innovative and experimental artists. Yup that nasty, commercial diva-soul sound is, in places, poorly representing the Funky name. But, equally, some truly interesting funky made an impression in 2009:
Roska. N.B. Funky,
Geeneus, Lil Silva,
Donaeo, Dark Knight,
DVA, Doc
Daneek and, of course, Crazy
Cousinz…to name a few… Funky is no joke, it’s no fad – no ‘Fidget’ or ‘Nu Rave’ – it’s a culmination of building movements over the last decade and a subsequent collision of genres – UK grime and broken beat fusing with
soca and tribal house, displaying tough, moody beats – aimed squarely at the
dancefloor.
Pelski’s 5 2009 UK Funky gems:
Crazy Cousinz – Inflation
Zed Bias – Neighbourhood 09 (Roska Remix)
Sticky – Jumeirah Riddim
Cooly G – Narst
Ill Blu – Blu Magic
Let’s just hope Funky doesn’t go the way of garage and experience a premature death at the hands of the mainstream.
Inventive house productions
Breaking down the boundaries of house music was all the rage and for many ‘house’ was no longer regarded as a dirty word. Sound Pellegrino, Made To Play, Deadfish made house fun and stripped away any pretensions. (Kudos must go to Solo especially, whose inventive and tight productions set 2009 alight despite only starting producing this time last year.)
Riva Starr’s ‘I Was Drunk’ and Malente’s ‘Gipsy Kings’ even forged an upbeat drunken gypsy strand of house (with Oliver $, Crookers and Buscemi all following suit with some chipper balkan beats). Percussive house had a big part to play too – the likes of the Cecille label brought forth a conga-laden Markus Fix, Alex Celler, Reboot, Robert Dietz and DJ Sneak to hammer us with the satisfying sound of clattering, tribal-infused drum beats.
At first it sounded a bit clumsy; like a DJ mixing a track together after he’s had one too many. But Glasgow’s Wireblock (namely, Hudson Mohawke and Rustie) proved wonky wasn’t all about awkward arrangements and a jarring sense of unease. Those off-kilter synths brought a new thoughtfulness to the organic hip-hop samples they used. The US held up their end too: Starkey provided the bleepier side of wonky, whilst Flying Lotus even cut up jazz with those unstable synths.
Jazz-house
Daniel
Steinberg topped my top tracks list, but 2009 saw an endless string of jazz-infused house. And it all started with the re-release remix package of The Detroit Experiment’s seminal ‘Think Twice’. It wasn’t just house that embraced the bluesy instruments, but techno too.
Marek Hemman’s ‘Gemini’ layered thick rolling bass and
blippy tech beats that rose over a sleazy sax sample. Meanwhile M.in and Bastian
Schuster collaborated for a more upbeat affair on New Orleans with a trumpet-led sample. Bingo Players,
Dop,
Coolshop,
D’Julz, Thomas
Schumacher all did a good job, too, at keeping the jazz sound fresh.
Tropical, Tribal & Carnival

Congas,
djembes, trumpets, Latino vocal samples, horns, steel drums… They all made their way into some of out favourite productions in 2009. Assuming kill-joys bemoaned the lack of cultural understanding behind these samples, but that’s hardly the point. (Renaissance Man’s use of a Hare Krishna chant in ‘What Is Guru’ wasn’t exactly there to shed light on some
socio-cultural gap, but aimed solely to put feet on the
dancefloor.)
Meanwhile, the Mad Decent crew fitted right in at Notting Hill Carnival; Yolanda Be Cool coined ‘tropical-tech’ as a genre; Zombie Disco Squad and Radioclit brought African percussion in line with house, Buraka Som Sistema introduced us to Kuduro -an Angolan take on Soca – and, best of all, Michael Cleis forged a club hit from a mere flute hook…
Artists and Labels embracing the blogs
Artists and labels alike are wiseing up to the fact that the internet can be their friend, rather than their enemy. The likes of Bingo Beats, Sound Pellegrino, Exploited, Deadfish, Tactic, Fabric and hundreds of other independent labels and promotional boutiques are all sending tracks out to blogs for promo purposes and seeing their sales rise as a result. Even the mighty Kompakt imprint sent out free-releases, whilst big guns like Claude Von Stroke and Jesse Rose have been partial to letting the odd freebie out.
But, equally, a number of blogs have been deleted for posting tracks they shouldn’t have. Here at YCCMP we strive to post tracks that have been blog-cleared. but, even then, artists may send out tunes to us with express permission, before, weeks later, we find the label, or the remixer, holds the rights and deletes the post. It’s a tricky business. And so… let’s take a moment to honour Copper Tallis… R.I.P.
Charles Darkly
Darkly was added as a new You Can Call Me Pelski writer. The lucky bastard was given the keys to Pelski’s kingdom…
Since then, with his fine taste in electronic music, he’s posted everything from old school
Chicago house and
Detroit techno to folksy
electronica and banging
electro-tech. Oh, and there was
that poem of his too: (“…where the
scenesters lay, in packs some say, with haircuts that looked meaner than Russian AK’s…”)
Bad Year For:
Fidget House
Another year; and another death of an alleged new genre (Nu-rave, anyone?). I reckon artists who named themselves after this short-lived genre (‘The Fidgetive“?) are kicking themselves now. And yup Pelski got sucked into it for a while too.
Crookers
2008 was the year of the Crook, but 2009 saw them follow it up with… well…nothing. They churned out a weak Riva Starr imitation (‘Gypsy P’), an uninspired Tiga remix and then lent their productions skills to a shrill Congorock collaboration. But for all their sins, their shameless move to tacky mainstream was the most abhorrent. I’m not just a bitter, snobby blogger here – congrats to anyone who makes it big, and, of course, chart-baiting tunes can still maintain integrity, just see some of Armand Van Helden’s material (though perhaps not this year..). However, ‘Put Your Hands On Me’ was one of the worst tracks of the year, with a r’n'b cheese chorus so bad it coudln’t even be defended as ironic, throw-back cheese. No, even calling it a guilty pleasure was a crime against humanity. And things got even worse with their collaboration with milkshaker Kelis. Damn shame.
The inevitable backlash arrived: too much soulless electro and an abundance of throw-away tunes led to blogs experiencing a monumental fall from grace, spawning a general snobbery against them. Too many blogs handed out tunes willy-nilly – so they were branded either as pirates or self-indulgent narcissists. These days we only posts quality and blog-cleared tracks, but, as for our self-indulgent tendencies… hmmm….
Advertising
Whoops. Next time Google tell you not to disobey them – do so. Pelski, in all his infinite wisdom, thought he’d worked out a system to beat Google at their own game, by clicking on his own adds, but moving from computer room to computer room, thus never using the same IP address twice in this seemingly fool-proof money-making scheme. Two months later Pelski was banned. Like some all-knowing, all-seeing Orwellian tyrant, Google knows everything…
Most amusing productions of the year
Douster – King Of Africa
Disney fans beware, Douster’s only gone and desecrated you’re favourite soundtrack: The Lion King. For a whole minute we hear those family-friendly and all too familiar African chants rise and harmonise before Douster, with all the audacity and subtlety of a colonial pillager, hacks it into a bouncy house tune, with a steel drum kick hammering away between the sliced and diced Disney sample. And it’s no bootleg, it just saw a release on Radioclit’s ‘Saga Africa’ EP.
Riva Starr feat. Noze – I Was Drunk
Riva Starr rather effectively orchestrated a move from breakbeat to house. But he surprised us even more with a ludicrously jubilant track that gleefully fused gypsy music with tech-house. And who better to provide the fittingly bizarre vocals than outlandish techno eccentrics Noze.
Renaissance Man feat. Zombie Disco Squad – Drums of Versailles (Solo & Mowgli remix Riva Starr edit – Jesse Rose re-edit)
Every blogger’s wet dream appeared in Sound Pellegrino’s August chart. Of course, it was a sly prank on the part of the Sound Pellegrino crew. But it certainly achieved the desired effect of having forums geek salivating from behind their beloved key-boards. Sure, this collab/remix/edit/re-edit will never transpire, but geeks can dream, right?